ANNOUNCER: They say you go through five stages...
CUSTOMER: No, no...
ANNOUNCER: Denial.
CUSTOMER: This can't be happening.
ANNOUNCER: Anger.
CUSTOMER: You are not helping me! Ugh!
ANNOUNCER: Bargaining.
CUSTOMER: Please give me a sign that someone is listening...just give me a sign...please.
ANNOUNCER: Depression.
PHONE: Thanks for holding. Your call is important to us. Please hold as a customer service rep...
ANNOUNCER: But acceptance?
CUSTOMER: Over my dead body!
MUSIC: Comcast must dieeeee!








