Oh.. no-no. That's a no-no...

That oughta make the ladies swoon....

Cool beans, yo. I thought my years of douchebaggery were over, but watch out, bra... I'm totally on the comeback.

People actually buy that stuff? With money?

It's always good when the douchebags mark themselves so you can tell from a distance.

Ohhhh man...I'm so buying some of these, and turning them into cutoffs for Spring Break...it should bring the ladies by the masses!!

Heck yes. These are hella comfortable and great for embarrassing the wife at football games, farmers markets and church.

Ladies love the zebra.

Packers fans and Rockford residents? Yep, that pretty much sums up the Zubaz demographics.

@KyleOrton: CHURCH! LOL!

OK, I will admit to actually owning a pair of these back in the day. I wore them twice and then figured out how stupid looking they were.

Anyone have some acid washed jeans I can borrow?

Carl on Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be psyched about this news

My landlord's going to flip out. At least I know what to get him for Xmas this year!

But there are hot girls on the Zubaz site wearing those pants! They gots to be legit!

$30.00 to look like 1992 Joey Buttafucco. Fabulous!

Time to bring back the mullet!

@KyleOrton:

I laughed at the farmer's market but I couldn't contain the tears for church. Too funny.

ugh. i can see the raider fans now... dressed as viking warlords in silver face paint from the waist up -- zoobz down below. PUKE!

A quote from the "About" page:

These pants are the same pants that were worn by pro athletes, rock stars, kings and queens, and anybody who Dared to be Different.

Ah... bad fashion never goes out of style.
Any hope for a Leisure Suit comeback?

I'm going to buy a few pairs now, just to hold onto them in anticipation of next Christmas's Secret Santa gift exchange.

Gotta wear 'em right up under the belly button.

i would definitely buy them if the came with licensed NFL team colors.

Call me when they start making Skidz again...

@KyleOrton: I just love that this comment came from a guy named Kyle Orton. Long live the neckbeard!

@mopar_man: "These pants are the same pants that were worn by pro athletes, rock stars, kings and queens, and anybody who Dared to be Different*."

*different in this case meaning 'Massively Retarded'.

@mopar_man: Kings and queens? maybe in a "prom" context...

@brendanm14...exactly!

I don't know if these pants ever went OUT of style in Buffalo...

I knew a weight lifter in 1992 who wore those. That's the only time I ever saw anyone wear them.

How come this isn't on Jezzie? Probably because no one over there would own a pair of these nor would they even consider dating someone with a pair of these. Guy in the redneck Corvette (Camaro) please take notice.

There is nothing royal about that blue.

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich:

Hmmm... a Gator fan in cutoffs... Your stereotype is showing, sir.

Just kidding with you. We appreciate you letting us that one last year.

@DXDawg:

Dammit. "WIN that one last year."

wow....heavenly. I remember when I was 10 and kids were wearing these and thinking they were awful. Now I'm 27, have used it as a running joke for at least the past half-decade when describing a douche or a redneck...I may just have to buy some to have for reference one day.

I just need to add some of these flip-flops with socks:
[www.shoesthatloveyou.com]

Add-in a fanny pack, a members only jacket, and a monocle and I'll be all set.

I'll take a pair... and throw in a Hypercolor shirt for good measure.

@crapple: "Add-in a fanny pack, a members only jacket, and a monocle and I'll be all set."

Okay, now I'm turned on.

Let's see Zubaz Patns are back... that means we have about six more months before the MC Hammer pants re-invasion of '08 happens.

...please hammer, don't hurt 'em

But what about all those poor zebras doomed to the slaughter?

I have only one thing to add:

"MULLET!!!"

I just want to know where the kid in the picture got the yellow Driver jersey.

Unfortunately, I doubt the people that are wearing the originals will upgrade to a new pair.

I have a cousin, swear to God, who still wears them. Un-Ironically.

I would bust his balls, but alas... he is into that mixed martial arts and would kick my ass.

sad really.

@loquaciousmusic: You've got to combine the two and wear your Zubaz pants backwards. DOUBLE COOL!

...wait, can you even tell which side of those things is the front or the back?

"Bow to your sensei!"

\obscure?

@SpenceMan01: Word to your mother on the Hypercolor shirt.

Anybody know where i can get some Z-caverrichi (sp) jeans.

God those are just awful... Especially the highschool football team picture...

@Whitey Fisk:

Unfortunately, the mullet (now pronounced "moolay") is making a comeback. I believe its being described as a "fine line between redneck and Sarajevo chic". I want to stab myself with my own scissors.

And Erskine...

I can't find any with Diedrich Bader in them.

Seriously though, I never doubted these would come back once those mall jean stores offered a Dremmel to distress $100 pants. I bet the Zubaz guy saw that and said "$100?!? I can give them trashy pants for waaay less than that!"

And for what it's worth, these are awesome as a second layer for cold Wisconsin football games and winter sports.

I never knew these things had a brand name.

Is it bad that I'm a chick and I totally want a pair of these for shock value?

There's a guy at my gym that rocks the Zubaz. He's got different ones for each day. Honestly, I think that's pretty awesome. He's not a sterotypical gym rat meat head either. He's keepin it real.! :-)