Stephen Colbert interviewed Susan Pagan, a mother offended by McDonalds' sponsorship of her daughter's elementary school report card, for his segment "People Destroying America."

Stephen, we know you love Consumerist. It's ok, you can admit it. That bit at the end with the Superman eye-lasers burning the McDonald's sign, it sure does bear a flattering resemblance to our description of health advocates as "setting their outrage phasers on kill." We don't mind, really. We even appreciate the plug for small claims court. That's good advice of ours. Keep reading, Stephen. We'll keep watching.

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