Here's a great credit card that will allow you to express how awesome you are at a variable APR between 7.75% and 26.95%. Yes, kids, it's the Hooters MasterCard, and according to their website, it's been "rated #1 by some fake award."

Here are some highlights from the FAQ:

Q: Do I get a discount at Hooters with my Hooters MasterCard?
A: No, not at this time, but look for special offers with your monthly statement.

Q: Can a Hooters MasterCard only be used for Hooters purchases?
A: The Hooters MasterCard is a card that can be used anywhere MasterCard cards are accepted worldwide.

Q: Can I pay my Hooters MasterCard bill at a Hooters location?
A: No, unfortunately not.

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