Consumerist

BREAKING:
Carey: ABC on hot chocolate: "One way to improve the taste of the lower-rated chocolate drinks is to add milk instead of water."
Meg: You are fucking with me.
Meg: They did not write that.
Carey: Ric Romero, Consumer Specialist at his best.
Meg: Oh my god. He's unbelievable.
Meg: This conversation is a blog post. Go write it.
Carey: That never works well for me. "But it's true," they will say.
Meg: I'm going to post it.
Carey: Don't forget to use the "BREAKING" tag
Meg: I will.
Meg: this is HOT
Meg: pun INTENDED