Consumerist
There are legitimate lawsuits and then there's this:
A Maryland jury has rejected a negligence lawsuit brought by a woman who claims she was attacked by a nesting goose while at a shopping center.
Said goose attacked Ms. Webster in the pool store's parking lot, causing her to fall and break her hip. Webster's attorney argued that store employees were negligent because they fed the goose.
Suzanne Webster claimed the shopping center and a pool store, Contemporary Watercrafters, didn't do enough to protect the public from the nesting goose.
Retail Store Not Responsible For Goose Attack [WJZ via Fark]
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