Here's the recording of us, spruced up by the visual wizardy of our video slave Alex Goldberg, calling Investor Relations (480-693-1227) yesterday, pressing 0, and brute forcing our way to somebody, anybody, any live person to help us just file a simple (and yes, probably totally hopeless) Lost and Found request.

We recommend this technique if you're faced with an antagonistic operator, or, as in our case, a company that tries to prevent you from even talking to an operator. — BEN POPKEN

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