• INSIDER SECRETS: 5 Ways Best Buy Ruined Geek Squad
"5. Every store meeting, it's crammed down our throats to upsell, upsell, upsell."

• Bad Manners: Walmart Borrows Your Car Without Asking
"After about 15 minutes of 'checking the lot' the clerk gave in and said one of the mechanics had taken their car to go pick up a friend who's car had broken down! "

• Pulled Over By Police After Toyota Dealer Rented Me A Car That Was Illegal To Drive
"The officer said the unregistered vehicle charge could carry a fine of up to $1000. The officers left to go on another call and told me not to move the vehicle."

• AUDIO: Screaming Dell Customer Can't Figure Out How To Shutdown Laptop (Hint: Hold Down The Power Button...)
"YOU KNOW, YOUR AUTOMATED CRAP SUCKS, ALRIGHT? AND I THINK YOU SUCK, ALRIGHT? JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU TURN THIS FUCKING THING OFF??!!"

• Airplanes To Become WiFi Hotspots
"Airlines will start turning their airplanes into WiFi hotspots beginning early next year...It won't be long before you too can join the virtual Mile-High Club."

• Jamba Juice's "Non-Dairy Blend" Secret Ingredient? Milk.
"UPDATE: Jamba Juice PR today tells The Consumerist they don't sell a "non-dairy blend," and their non-dairy options don't contain milk."