Consumerist
A turducken, in case you don't know, is a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken. We know. Fantastic idea. Anyway, turducken is the stuff of legends, so we thought we'd try to help the dream become reality with a few links to some turducken HOWTO action. Thanksgiving isn't until tomorrow! There's still time for turducken! —MEGHANN MARCO
Paula Deen's Turducken Recipe [Food Network]
WikiHow Turducken [Wikihow]
Wikipedia Turducken
...and for lazy people: Have an original Turducken over-nighted to you.
