Consumerist
AmEx installed opened a special "member's lounge" this week in The Mall At Short Hills, NJ, aka, the epicenter of poop.
BRANDWEEK: "The lounge, the first at a retail shopping location, is designed to "reinvigorate" card members exhausted from their shopping with snacks, coat check, a private restroom, couches, free gift-wrap services, iPod and cell phone charging stations, and an e-mail station."
Additionally, platinum card holders can get back rubs, but the blowjobs and nose candy are reserved for black card members.— BEN POPKEN
AmEx Takes Personal Service to the Next Level [BRANDWEEK] (Thanks to Joseph!)
