• Today's Woot! is one of the few wide-screen portable media players on the market: the Archos AV500 30GB Portable Media Player. The design? Not terribly elegant. But it's a good, dedicated MPEG player at only $269.99.

• How can you be sure that a bottomless gorge — what James Joyce might have referred to as a "great, sunken cunt of the earth" — hasn't opened up right in the middle of your work commute? Be sure with the Magellan RoadMat 360 GPS for only $239.99 over at Amazon.

• For the girl who has everything, including three eyelashes, how about picking her up the Avon 3-In-1 Eyelash Curler for $1.99 from Avon?

Highlights from Dealhack

• Choose From Dozens: 3 Movie DVDs for $20 Total at Best Buy

• Philips DVP642 DivX Progressive-Scan DVD Player $50 at J&R

• Save Extra 15% off Clothing, Gear & More at Sierra Trading Post