• Walmart Is Mad At The Consumerist. "We never did get that exclusive behind the scenes factory tour to see where they convert undocumented immigrant workers into budget home furnishings."
• Friendly Reminder: Rebates Are Scams. "Rebates are scams. Rebates are scams. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that rebates are scams."
• Krempasky, Walmart Apologist, Responds To Consumerist Outing. "The morality of reneging on a committment [sic] to a PR rep... sounds like the basis for a good piece of sketch comedy."
• Refreshing: Limewire Sues the RIAA. "Limewire is asking for a jury trial, which is great because you know that's going to be the O.J. Trial for nerds."
• Hardee's Unfazed By Water Cut-Off. "Bunnyspatial wrote to us about a local Hardee's that was conducting business with its water turned off, and the fascinating implications that raises..."