Police Ask Couple To Please Stop Having Sex On The Roof Of A Delaware Chipotle

While being interrupted by police during an intimate encounter is surely no fun for anyone, you really up the odds of an encounter with law enforcement once you make the decision to have sex on the roof of a Delaware Chipotle.

The Chipotle in question closes at 10 p.m., so there were multiple people calling in to report seeing a man and a woman going at the bedroom business, reports CBS Philly.

A police officer responding to the scene says he clearly observed the twosome “engaging in sexual intercourse” on the part of the roof that’s near the front of the building.

And when the officer shouted at the couple to interrupts the coitus, the couple allegedly kept going on for 15-20 seconds before stopping. It’s like they were focused on something else and couldn’t pay attention. Allegedly.

Even though the officer told the couple they were under arrest, police say the suspects hopped off the roof and ran into the man’s apartment nearby. Cops arrested them there and charged them with Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.

See, naysayers! Romance isn’t dead — it’s just been hiding on the top of a Chipotle.

Cops: Couple Had Sex On Top Of Chipotle Restaurant In Delaware [CBS Philly]

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