Who Breaks Into A House, Showers, Eats And Falls Asleep On The Couch? Not Just Goldilocks Anymore

Remember the saying “”Mi casa es su casa”?” Generally, that applies only to people you actually want in your home, but in the case of an unsuspecting Florida couple an unexpected guest apparently took the sentiment to another level.

The couple returned home early last weekend to find a female stranger sleeping on their couch, FirstCoastNews.com reports.

But that’s not even the worst part. Nope, the woman was allegedly wearing the homeowner’s pajamas. PAJAMAS! Is nothing sacred anymore?

Upon finding the woman, the couple was able to take a few photos before the stranger woke up, grabbed her clothes and ran out the door.

Of course, being in such a rush to vacate the home, the woman left her passport, making it easy for local law enforcement to track her down.

The 19-year-old woman told police a friend said the home would be empty and the balcony would be unlocked. She allegedly entered the home around 9:30 p.m., took a shower, ate food and fell asleep on the couch.

Officers report that while the real-life Goldilocks was being place under arrest she was apologetic and expressed the desire to return the clothes to the homeowner. At least she feels bad about violating someone else’s pajamas.

Real-life Goldilocks found asleep in Florida home [FirstCoastNews.com]

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  1. Liberal says:

    Passport? Maybe that’s the custom in her country. Mooch! Here we call it the middle class.