Amazon Teaser Video Is Either Selling 3D Phone Or Amazing Sex Toy

Amazon is trying — perhaps a little too hard — to interest consumers in the mysterious device it will unveil later this month. It’s probably a 3D smartphone, but if you just listen to the things said in the video, your mind might wander to less family-friendly notions.

In the above video, handsome millennials stare crotchward — sometimes while swiveling their torsos — and exclaim:

“Oh whoa!”

“It moved with me!”

“It’s very real life and uncomparable (sic) to anything I’ve seen”

“That’s pretty damn intuitive”

“I would use that a lot”

“Do I have to give this back?”

And our favorite reaction:

“Huh.”

Here are some outtakes from the teaser ad that we unearthed…