What’s In A $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich?

Under that egg and other stuff is apparently a grilled cheese sandwich.

Under that egg and other stuff is apparently a grilled cheese sandwich.

I have a hard time justifying paying $3.50 to my corner deli for a grilled cheese sandwich when I’ve got all the makings of the comfort food classic in my fridge. So I’m having some difficulty imagining what it would take to get me to fork over $100 (plus tax and tip, etc.) for any sandwich, let alone a grilled cheese.

But I’m obviously not the target customer for deca Restaurant + Bar at The Ritz-Carlton Chicago, which is celebrating National Grilled Cheese Month (Wait — donuts and bacon only get a day, but grilled cheese merits an entire month? The puppet-masters behind this nation’s arbitrary holiday observances have their priorities out of whack.) with something called a Zillion Dollar Grilled Cheese.

Since there is not yet a zillion dollar note, nor consensus on exactly how many dollars constitute one zillion, the restaurant is generously selling the sandwich for the low, low price of $100.

So what on Earth is in it?

According to deca, it’s “enveloped” — not merely wrapped, or more accurately, sandwiched — in “artisan country sourdough bread, and cooked until golden brown in Laudemio Marchesi de’ Frescobaldi EVOO.”

Considering I can get an entire, righteous loaf of artisan sourdough from the local bakery for a few bucks, and even though this particular oil goes for something like $60/bottle it can’t take more than a tablespoon or two to make a grilled cheese (though some people prefer using mayo), we’re not seeing the cost justification yet.

Then there’s “thinly sliced black Iberico ham, sourced from pigs living primarily in the south of Spain, allowed to roam free in the pasture eating acorns until they are of proper size.”

Okay, so it’s getting a little more expensive, but it’s also roaming — much like that acorn-chomping pig — outside the realm of a grilled cheese.

Speaking of which, we’re several ingredients in and no mention of what is providing the melty goodness.

For that, deca uses “40-year aged Wisconsin cheddar infused with 24K gold flakes.”

And there you go. The cheese and the gaudy bling factor in one ingredient. I’ll never understand this fascination that some people with disposable income have for eating gold. It only results in some very pricey poop.

But deca’s not done yet, throwing on some heirloom tomatoes and 100-year-old aged balsamic vinegar, and a bit of white truffle aioli to ratchet up the fancy and the price.

Still not enough? Why not toss some froie gras on top… and a duck egg?

And just in case you felt shortchanged, it comes with a side of lobster mac and cheese.

If it helps, think about this as a $70 sandwich with a $30 side dish.

$100 Gold-Plated Grilled Cheese Offered at Ritz-Carlton’s Deca Restaurant (DNAinfo Chicago via Eater)

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  1. schwartzster says:

    “If it helps, think about this as a $70 sandwich with a $30 side dish.”

    I lol’ed.

  2. Pacer says:

    No. That is NOT a grilled cheese sandwich.

    And you know where those 24K gold flakes are going to eventually wind up.

  3. GnRJosh says:

    Sorry, but if there is more meat on the sandwich than cheese (which judging by the picture is the case), than this is a gussied-up Hot Ham & Cheese, not a grilled cheese sandwich. Stop f*cking with tradition!