Money Can’t Buy You Love, But It Can Buy You This Weird Pillow To Make Out With

Listen, we’re not here to judge you on your kissing skills or lack thereof. And we know not everyone has a special someone to lock lips with on Valentine’s Day. So for those folks finding themselves bereft today, you could at least get some practice time in with these — how shall we say it? — unique pillows.

Throw a couple of these on your couch and turn on the Barry Manilow and there you have your evening plans all worked out, notes the Daily Dot.

These lippy cushions are for sale over at DIY community site Instructables, and their creator says she was inspired to make them after finding a CPR dummy and a plethora of rubber mouths in the Dumpster near her apartment. Ah, freecycling!

There seems to have been little innovation in the make-out practice pillow department despite the rise in popularity of decorative ‘Let’s Make Out; pillows and cuddle pillows that are shaped like a human torso, so it is time that I step in and offer a new solution to the middle-schoolers or lonely hearts of the world: a pillow with a mouth. You are welcome. You are so welcome.

Whether you think they’re creepy or just right, the choice is up to you. Just close your eyes, turn on The Notebook and think of Ryan Gosling/Rachel McAdams. Shh. There you go. You don’t need no stinkin’ boyfriend/girlfriend.

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These kissing practice pillows are the stuff of makeout nightmares [Daily Dot]