When A Man Loves A Sub Shop Window Very, Very Much, He Gets Arrested

According to police, a Washington state man had a very strange reaction when he learned that the sub shop he wanted to visit was closed. Some people might knock on the door, or try to find another place to get a sandwich. That is not what he did. The cops say that he pulled down his pants and mashed his genitals against the window, and was arrested for indecent exposure.

“At the glass window, [the suspect] was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as ‘humping’ and rubbing his genitals against the window,” wrote the detective on the scene. When security showed up on the scene, he fled.

With the help of two women who witnessed his tender but rather cold encounter with the store window, police apprehended and arrested the man. He’s now in jail on felony indecent exposure charges. He has been convicted for indecent exposure before, but no word on whether he the previous incident involved any sandwiches.

Police: Man caught copulating with sandwich shop window [KOMO]