Everything started to go downhill for Stewart on Wednesday, when she let her precious device slip to the ground, probably in slow motion while she yelled “Noooooooooo!”
She didn’t know how to deal with this:
Stewart’s ordeal wasn’t fixed by Thursday, despite the fact that the iPad was still shattered:
She’s come up with some handy ideas while she waits:
Just kidding everyone, she’s not actually angry:
Despite her attempt to help Apple out with great ideas, it seems the company isn’t pleased with her tweets:
She finally decided to keep her frustration silent, which means we may never know if anyone from Apple ever showed up. No one came when I tweeted about spilling whisk– err, water on my laptop, so best of luck, Martha. I know how it feels. You’re one of us! Perhaps try an Executive Email Carpet Bomb next time.