Boston Hockey Fans Turn To Porn To Soothe The Sting Of Stanley Cup Loss

After all the pent-up excitement and the exertions of avid sports fans, what’s a Boston Bruins fan to do when his or her team lost the Stanley Cup to the Chicago Blackhawks? PornHub.com says it has the answer: Naked people, touching each other on the Internet for all to see. 

The site says there was a huge spike in their traffic, reports CBS Sports, right around the time Bruins fans would’ve been seeking relief.

The company’s metrics show that between the hours of 8-11 p.m. that night, the site’s traffic was down in both Chicago and Boston. Of course, people were glued to their TVs.

When the 11 o’clock hour struck, downtrodden Bruins fans caused the traffic to skyrocket, while their Chicago brethren were out in the streets screaming at the top of their lungs.

Says PornHub:

Last night marked the end of the NHL Championships, and much like the NBA Finals did, the battle for the Cup managed to take users away from their beloved porn once more. Until, of course the end of the game marking the Bruins’ loss, which saw all of Boston turning to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.

‘Nuff said.

Chart: Boston turns to porn after Game 6 loss in Stanley Cup Final [CBS Sports]