“But where was the rest of the deer?” is what you are probably not asking right now. Don’t worry: the internal organs were in one of the store’s aisles. Okay, but there’s more to an animal than that: where is the rest of the deer? The last we heard, authorities didn’t know. So that’s good.
Pop culture tells us what finding a horse’s head means: what does finding a deer’s head in the checkout lane mean?
Between this and the deer in Florida that required human intervention to save itself from its own snack attack and remove a Dorito bag from its head, it’s been a weird week for deer.