Worst Company In America Quarterfinals: EA Vs. AT&T

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Let’s close out the WCIA quarterfinals with this match between the reigning champ and the Death Star itself.

Unlike previous champs that have won on their first time in the tournament — AIG, BP — EA has shown no indications of suffering from a sophomore slump. Far from it, as the video game giant has been a nearly unstoppable force thus far, destroying Anheuser-Busch InBev like a college freshman going through a six-pack of tasteless, watered-down beer, followed by a thrashing of Facebook so severe we heard from completely fictional sources that Mark Zuckerberg is thinking of giving it all up and going back to Harvard.

Then there’s AT&T, which doesn’t just resemble the deadly Imperial base from Star Wars, but has used its death ray of ineptitude to plow a path through the brackets, leaving the WCIA littered with the rubble of supposedly larger competitors like Verizon and Apple. However impressive AT&T’s performance has been so far in the tournament, it will need to perform even better if it hopes to make the Final Four.

Which company will get one huge step closer to claiming the Golden Poo? Your votes will decide.

VOTING FOR THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED CONGRATULATIONS TO EA FOR MOVING ON TO THE SEMIS!

This is a post in our Worst Company In America 2013 series. The companies competing for this honor were chosen by you, the readers. See the entire WCIA 2013 bracket HERE.