Customer Claims To Have Discovered This… Thing… Inside Minute Maid Juice Container

We don't know how you go a week without noticing this floating in your juice. (via Reddit)

We don’t know how you go a week without noticing this floating in your juice. (via Reddit)

We know that compromised juice containers can turn a pleasant beverage into a mold-apalooza, but we’ve never seen anything like this before.

Over at Reddit, someone claims that this 3″-long green blob of something that would look at home on Dagobah was floating around in the 1-liter container of Minute Maid orange juice their sister’s family had been using for a week to make smoothies.

“Her daughters are 4 and 6 and have been puking all week,” wrote the person who posted the photos.

As you can see from the full set of photos here, the juice was in a cardboard container with what was likely a foil seal under the plastic flip-lid.

“As someone who unloads these kinds of bottle things from trucks, if you you look at them the wrong way, they leak,” one commenter chimed in. “They’re awful. Seriously in the store, give them a good squeeze, if there is any give to them don’t even bother.”

The photo-poster says their sister’s family has sent the green glob of whatever it might be to a lab and has notified Coca-Cola, Minute Maid’s parent company, which has apparently offered her a gift certificate.