Flashing Your Breast Implants & Spitting At Cops Won’t Make You Any Friends At Walmart

It is one thing to be proud of your newly gained physical attributes, but you likely won’t make any friends among your fellow Walmart shoppers by flashing your breast implants at them. A Pennsylvania man who reportedly lives as a woman was arrested for doing just that, and compounded his bad behavior by acting up when the cops came for him.

A Walmart manager told cops that the 23-year-old man was baring it all, and a customer reported being “flashed” by him. The SMoking Gun says it was a bit confusing at first, as the customer said a female had done the flashing. When the man was found, he was yelling that he “was the best [insert bad word for prostitute here] in town.”

He then left the store and got on a bus, where cops found him and forcibly removed him. During the arrest, the man apparently banged his head on the cop car and cut himself, which gave him bloody ammo to spit at the cops. Gross.

The man was charged with aggravated assault, drug possession, resisting arrest, making terroristic threats, and indecent exposure.

It’s not his first time at the spitting rodeo, either — TSG says he was busted in March for allegedly spitting on two fellow customers at a doughnut shop. Keep it in your mouth (and your shirt), okay?

Man, 23, Arrested After Flashing His Breast Implants At Fellow Walmart Shoppers [The Smoking Gun]