Samsung Encourages Galaxy SIII Users To Make Easily Shareable Porn On Their Phones

If, like many of us in the Mid-Atlantic you spent the weekend inside doing an inventory on canned goods, bottled water and candles, you might have caught the newest ad for the Samsung Galaxy SIII, which features a wife making a huge mistake in the name of love.

In the clip, which you can see below, a family man is hopping into a cab for a business trip when the wife stops him to share — doing that inane, back-to-back tappy thing that Samsung wants everyone to believe is the greatest thing ever invented in the history of history — a video that the kids made for him to watch on the plane.

She then leans into the cab to share another video she made especially for him but that he shouldn’t watch on the plane wink wink nudge nudge do you get it it’s a video of her naked and she just tapped it onto his phone!

It’s probably not the best idea to promote a phone’s supposedly easy file-sharing method using homemade porn that you don’t intend on being shared with the world.

Unless you do a follow-up ad where the husband is at a bar trying to share his cute family-friendly video with a business pal and accidentally ends up tap-tapping away his wife’s shower dance (we’re assuming; use your imagination) instead.