Apparently This Woman Doesn't Find Clothing Necessary For Running Errands

Ever get that feeling like you knew you forgot something before leaving the house, but just can’t figure out what it was? That could maybe kind of perhaps explain why a woman recently visited a few stores in upstate New York recently, totally and completely naked. Or hey, could be she just decided it was a nude kind of day.

The Times Union in Albany, N.Y. says a woman visited a lumber yard sans clothing and told an employee, “Have a good day” on her way out.

The manager says she asked a few employees what time it was before exiting.

“No one wanted to say much to her,” he said. “It’s not a situation you want to be involved in.”

Nope, no one wants to be the one caught in a long conversation with a naked stranger.

She then went to another shop, where an employee said she was asked if she knew what was going on with her attire situation.

“The manager said ‘Ma’am, are you aware you have no clothes on?’ She was kosher and cool about it, and the manager told her she needed to leave,” said the employee.

She was finally picked up by the sheriff’s office, and by that time, had managed to clothe herself.

‘Ma’am, are you aware you have no clothes on?’ [Times Union]