Buffalo Wing Soda Could Be Totally Delicious Or Super Nasty

What could possibly go wrong when combining meat flavors and carbonation? A lot, unless you happen to be the biggest buffalo wing fan in the entire world. That hasn’t prevented a company called Lester’s Fixins from reaching for the blue cheese stars with its Buffalo Wing Soda flavor.

According to the Rocket Fizz site, (via BuzzFeed), the company also offers such odd/awesome flavors as Bacon, Coffee, Pumpkin Pie, Peanut Butter & Jelly and Sweet Corn. Perfect for those times when you’re not sure if you’re thirsty or hungry.

There are several locations where one can buy these odd soda creations, but if you don’t happen to live in Arizona, California, Nevada, Colorado or Nebraska, there’s still hope: You can order your dream soda online.

Beyond all those savory selections in Lester’s Fixins, there are three kinds of Judge Wapner sodas (cola, cream soda and root beer) and more traditional, sweet flavors as part of the company’s namesake Rocket Fizz collection.

Then there’s the Snooki Wild Cherry soda, which I’m going to go ahead and pledge to never, ever imbibe, for the sake of my health and overall well-being.

Rocket Fizz Soda Pop & Candy Shop [Rocket Fizz]

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  1. edicius is an acquired taste says:

    I won’t lie. I am very, very tempted by this soda.

  2. ThinkingBrian says:

    Three words, No Thank You!

  3. Mike says:

    Buffalo wing soda probably doesn’t taste like meat at all–just Tabasco, butter, and blue cheese.

  4. StopGougingMeThere! says:

    As someone that lives in the Buffalo Wing Capital of the World (Buffalo, duh), I would never, ever, under any circumstances, drink that pop. Yuck!

    I find funny though that it appears to be only available in the Southwest so I wonder if I could market Salsa flavored pop up here in the Northeast to balance things out?

    • Snapdragon says:

      I’m from there–I’m impressed by the mention of celery and “blue” (bleu) cheese at the top of the article (ranch dressing is an abomination with wings)! But I agree… no thank you!!

    • StarKillerX says:

      I’m a bit West of Buffalo myself, and it’s funny how the world knows of wings now where as little as 20 years ago if you went to most of the country they had no clue what a wing, or even buffalo wing was.

      • StopGougingMeThere! says:

        Yeah, and 20 years ago you could get 50 wings for like 6 bucks. Now it’s like 10 bucks for 10!

  5. CharlesFarley says:

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

  6. Cat says:

    The words “Snooki” and “Cherry” should never be in the same sentence. Not even on the same page.

  7. madcatcasey says:

    Great ad! Thanks!

  8. Warren - aka The Piddler on the Roof says:

    Even better: DEEP FRIED BUFFALO WING SODA!!!

  9. visual77 says:

    I actually got a bottle of this from the Rocket Fizz in Las Vegas a few weeks ago and tried it. I had a few sips. It’s not awful (the Jalapeno Apple soda I got last summer was worse), but it was not at all good.

  10. bkginsu says:

    *HOORRRRFFFFFFFF*

  11. Fumanchu says:

    This has been around for a while, and you can get it in Oklahoma at a place called pops on route 66.

  12. TacoDave says:

    My wife bought a bottle for me for some unknown reason. I actually tried it. It wasn’t very spicy, but had a distinct celery taste to it. I only had one sip because it was gross.

  13. Jules Noctambule says:

    I’d try the Pumpkin Pie and Coffee; the rest sound vomtastic.

  14. AllanG54 says:

    What..no bacon flavor??

  15. HogwartsProfessor says:

    GROSS. I wouldn’t even try it.

    Although I had to drive to St. Louis recently, and I do stop at a tiny gas station which is 100 miles from me and the closest place I can get Cheerwine. I bought 10 bottles. :)

  16. chucklesjh says:

    They have this at a shop just outside of Toledo in Ohio. I can’t remember the name of the place, my parents shipped me random crap from Ohio and one of these was included. I’ll have to ask the name of the place. I still haven’t consumed it, kinda scares me.

  17. Cicadymn says:

    Due to public outrage “Snooki’s Wild Cherry” has been rebranded as “Snooki’s Tuna Melt” as is more befitting of its color and flavor.

  18. Unicorn-Chaser says:

    I’m willing to bet it’s the one thing that tastes better coming back up.

  19. MarkFL says:

    Has anyone tried adding a celery stick, the same way Corona drinkers put a lime in the bottle?

  20. MarkFL says:

    Has anyone tried adding a celery stick, the same way Corona drinkers put a lime in the bottle?

  21. Libertas says:

    Jones Soda ripoff!

  22. aja175 says:

    please tell me this is a joke.

  23. Rhinoguy says:

    Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray is a celery flavored soda made in Brooklyn, NYC. It’s Kosher! It is available in the Phil-York corridor (Philly to NYC) and miscellaneous places along the east coast. Plus Israel since it’s Kosher. Quite good but there is an upper limit to how much you can drink.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cel-Ray

  24. Mr_D says:

    I actually went to the website, and unfortunately, you can’t order the Buffalo Wing flavor.

  25. Cream Of Meat says:

    I’m still upset about the swindle Jones calls the Thanksgiving dinner soda pack.

    Cranberry was the only drinkable one, and barely even that.