If smoking near your computer turns it into a biohazard, what does urinating on it do? According to local police, a Pennsylvania elementary school found out when an 11-year-old student emptied his bladder on a cart full of MacBooks. This hilarious prank destroyed more than $36,000 worth of computers.
The boy was turned over to the juvenile justice system, charged with institutional vandalism and criminal mischief.
Boy urinates on school computers, causes $36,000 in damages, Upper Allen police say [PennLive] (via a Cult of Mac post by long-ago Consumerist alum John Brownlee)