Urologists in Cap Cod think they’ve figured out the solution for a wonderful recovery after that vasectomy — a free pizza to chow down on while watching the NCAA basketball tournament. Because nothing lifts your spirits about ending your reproductive possibilities like hot cheese. Mmm.
Urology Associates of Cape Cod are offering the deal that could be called “a pie for the sterile guy,” as the Cape Cod Times jokes, in order to raise awareness about the procedure and also lure in business.
The practice administrator says there’s no better time to loll around on the couch eating pizza and healing your sensitive bits than during March Madness.
“It does actually come with one topping. Maybe you can put some meatballs on it,” he joked.
There’s even a snazzy commercial involved to tempt men to watch college basketball “guilt-free,” because of course, usually it’s such a guilt-inducing activity.
Check out a local news report on it below:
Ouch potato: Free pizza with that vasectomy [Cape Cod Times]
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Cap Cod? Do fish wear hats? The local sports channel (98.5) was just talking about this, saying “no pizza in the world is worth that!”
If it were me, I’d prefer a couple bags of frozen peas~
I cam =e here to say that.
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Who’s to say you can’t have both?
Although if you have to choose one, frozen peas >>>> pizza.
There’s frozen pizza.
Can I get meatballs on the pizza?
argh. Missed the fact that they already used this lame joke in the article.
Are you sure you aren’t confusing vasectomy with castration?
A free pizza would have been nice, but a free bag of frozen peas would have been preferred.
I already had frozen veggies at home (alternated between peas and corn), but pizza would have been nice. You have to eat, so if you’re getting snipped anyway…
I hope they’re offering this around me next year. A free pizza is better than no free pizza.
Wish I’d gotten a pizza out of the deal.
Will insurance companies be forced to cover the cost of the pizza?
(I’m kidding!! It’s a joke!)
Very creative.. Just shows that how much discretionary spending has declined. They handled the questioning very nicely.
Snipped guys are hot.
Well, not while they’re eating pizza. But still, they’re hot. And they deserve a nice, hot pizza.
Be more interesting if they have away pints of Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls.
+1
Who are these sluts getting all these vasectomies? I hope insurance isn’t paying for it.
No thanks.
I’d rather have a free Cape Codpiece.
Serious question: Can anyone recommend a good urologist in the Chicago area (preferably north/northwest burbs) to perform a vasectomy on your truly?
I’ve looked all over for reviews of local doctors (in regards to vasectomies) and all I can find are spammy fake ones. I need a referral!
I called my primary doctor, and he had a recommendation for a urologist in the area. I also checked with my brother, as he had a vasectomy a few years back without complication. The doctor he went to isn’t doing vasectomies any longer, so I was out of personal recommendations.
I’ve wanted a Vasectomy for years now, might be the reason to finally do it!
Every pizza reference deserves this video.
You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.
MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.
You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.
MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.
You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.
MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.
You stole my hot cheese joke….three times!
My husband would be all over this. I hadn’t planned a special treat for him; maybe I should.
I hope you enjoy that pizza in hell while your unborn children look down from purgatory!
Look up?
purgatory is above hell.
What did they teach you in home school?
A “HOLD THE SAUSAGE” tag? Please tell me this is the only article falling under this category!
Please, they should offer the guys a bar tab. I mean, please, pizza is not celebration enough.