Attention, Men Of Cape Cod: Get A Free Pizza With Your Vasectomy

Urologists in Cap Cod think they’ve figured out the solution for a wonderful recovery after that vasectomy — a free pizza to chow down on while watching the NCAA basketball tournament. Because nothing lifts your spirits about ending your reproductive possibilities like hot cheese. Mmm.

Urology Associates of Cape Cod are offering the deal that could be called “a pie for the sterile guy,” as the Cape Cod Times jokes, in order to raise awareness about the procedure and also lure in business.

The practice administrator says there’s no better time to loll around on the couch eating pizza and healing your sensitive bits than during March Madness.

“It does actually come with one topping. Maybe you can put some meatballs on it,” he joked.

There’s even a snazzy commercial involved to tempt men to watch college basketball “guilt-free,” because of course, usually it’s such a guilt-inducing activity.

Check out a local news report on it below:

Ouch potato: Free pizza with that vasectomy [Cape Cod Times]

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  1. Phildogger says:

    Cap Cod? Do fish wear hats? The local sports channel (98.5) was just talking about this, saying “no pizza in the world is worth that!”

  2. agent888 says:

    If it were me, I’d prefer a couple bags of frozen peas~

  3. kosmo @ The Soap Boxers says:

    Can I get meatballs on the pizza?

  4. TheMansfieldMauler says:

    A free pizza would have been nice, but a free bag of frozen peas would have been preferred.

    • hoi-polloi says:

      I already had frozen veggies at home (alternated between peas and corn), but pizza would have been nice. You have to eat, so if you’re getting snipped anyway…

  5. KyleOrton says:

    I hope they’re offering this around me next year. A free pizza is better than no free pizza.

  6. bsh0544 says:

    Wish I’d gotten a pizza out of the deal.

  7. Stickdude says:

    Will insurance companies be forced to cover the cost of the pizza?

    (I’m kidding!! It’s a joke!)

  8. Hoss says:

    Very creative.. Just shows that how much discretionary spending has declined. They handled the questioning very nicely.

  9. Nunov Yerbizness says:

    Snipped guys are hot.

    Well, not while they’re eating pizza. But still, they’re hot. And they deserve a nice, hot pizza.

  10. Fubish says: I don't know anything about it, but it seems to me... says:

    Be more interesting if they have away pints of Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls.

  11. Jimmy60 says:

    Who are these sluts getting all these vasectomies? I hope insurance isn’t paying for it.

    :-)

  12. gman863 says:

    No thanks.

    I’d rather have a free Cape Codpiece.

  13. LanMan04 says:

    Serious question: Can anyone recommend a good urologist in the Chicago area (preferably north/northwest burbs) to perform a vasectomy on your truly?

    I’ve looked all over for reviews of local doctors (in regards to vasectomies) and all I can find are spammy fake ones. I need a referral!

    • hoi-polloi says:

      I called my primary doctor, and he had a recommendation for a urologist in the area. I also checked with my brother, as he had a vasectomy a few years back without complication. The doctor he went to isn’t doing vasectomies any longer, so I was out of personal recommendations.

  14. MacUser1986 says:

    I’ve wanted a Vasectomy for years now, might be the reason to finally do it!

  15. Applekid ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) says:

    Every pizza reference deserves this video.

  16. loueloui says:

    You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.

    MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.

  17. loueloui says:

    You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.

    MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.

  18. loueloui says:

    You know under the right (or wrong) circumstances hot cheese COULD end your reproductive possibilities.

    MacUser1986 – Where do you live in where pizza is that much of an incentive? I mean really Cici’s is like $4.99 or something AYCE.

  19. Jules Noctambule says:

    My husband would be all over this. I hadn’t planned a special treat for him; maybe I should.

  20. shthar says:

    I hope you enjoy that pizza in hell while your unborn children look down from purgatory!

  21. kc-guy says:

    A “HOLD THE SAUSAGE” tag? Please tell me this is the only article falling under this category!

  22. Clux_the_Chicken_Penguin_Hybrid says:

    Please, they should offer the guys a bar tab. I mean, please, pizza is not celebration enough.