We know how it goes — it’s 2 a.m., the bar has pushed you out the door and the first thing your mind turns to is where to pick up a little late-night satisfaction. In the form of fast food Mexican, of course. Woe betide the Taco Bell aficionado yearning for a “boreto” who is ignorant not only of how to spell burrito, but of the customs of Daylight Savings Time, then.
What’s a hungry guy or gal to do when they show up after the springing forward has already happened? Leave an irate, illiterate note, of course, points out HappyPlace.com.
Because we don’t approve of the “see you next Tuesday” word that actually starts with a “c” and ends with “complete disrespect for all womankind,” we’ve blacked it out. We’re sure that wasn’t the only thing blacked out in relation to this story.
No inebriatos for you, buddy! Time to review the rules of global time customs.
How to illiterately express your displeasure with Daylight Savings Time at your local Taco Bell drive-thru [HappyPlace.com]
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In the OP’s defense, it’s “BORETO”, not “bureto”, which makes the sign at least 2.124 times more awesome.
Ignorant people need boritos, too, ya know.
i wonder what was blacked out….
His Creativity Uniqueness Nerve and Talent.
C – U – Next Tuesday!
+1
I love that show.
If you click on the link they have the non-redacted version
Are you being purposefully obtuse?
In the words of Louis CK… “You put the word in my head! You made me think it!”
“Daylight Saving Time”
THANK YOU.
In MB Quirk, the term is grammatically absurd. If it is “Daylight Saving Time”, then it should be hyphenated.
Whoa! Dirty…I meant “In MB Quirk’s defense…”
[Hands Coffee an eviction notice]
“You are hereby ordered to vacate MB Quick, forthwith”.
Are you rolling your own jelly-babies in there?
Beretta
+me think same!
http://www.series-80.net/series/baretta/serie_baretta_6_1164063288.jpg
I just don’t think I’ll ever understand the aversion women have to THAT word. You can say every nasty word ever, but as soon as THAT word is uttered, it’s all over.
It’s only a word, you silly bunts.
You can’t say every other nasty word to me. Someone recently asked me why I can call other black folks the “n word” but they can’t. My response was that I call no one that word, and no one better ever call me that word.
Furthermore, the “b word” will also receive immediate wrath from me. I just have no tolerance for people calling me anything nasty.
Congrats, you’re not every woman everywhere. I’d venture to say you’re not even authorized to speak for the majority of women.
She can speak for me.
Whitney Houston and Chaka Khan agree!
“I call no one that word, and no one better ever call me that word.”
As it should be. I never understood that, either.
I’m OK with people calling me honky, but they have to be white too.
I’m okay with it too, or any other “offensive” term for the white guy that I am. I don’t just draw the line at other white people either. Being seriously offended by anything that anybody you don’t like says is lame. People you do like who use it, probably mean it as an obvious joke, so I don’t get offended there either.
/saturday-night-live-word-association
dead honky
Meh…I was with you until the last paragraph…I’m not sure what the difference is between calling a woman a bitch and a man a dickhead or asshole. Either way, the message is “I don’t like you and think you’re an extremely unpleasant individual”…agreed on racial and gay pejoratives, however.
Yes! Can I get an amen!?!
I don’t mind the c-word and employ it well enough. I prefer to let loose a tw@twaffle though when calling someone out.
+1 for tw@twaffle
Still better than a blue waffle
I just have no tolerance for people calling me anything nasty.
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Do you move your head back and forth and snap your fingers while berating them?
Twunt is better anyway.
Twunt is better anyway.
You can cal me anything you want and I’ll laugh at you, but cal me THAT and I’ll punch you right out!
I love it when people misspell things that are spelled out right in front of them. It’s my favorite. (I’m guessing “burrito” is spelled out several times at least on that board.)
aww, that’s cute! you think the note leaver can read!
+1
The lack of a comma in the OP’s last sentence makes me wonder why he had to go to Taco Bell to eat out.
Maybe it’s intentional and he used “boreto” as an adjective.
Yes…which begs the question: what was he doing at the Taco Bell drive-thru? Kind of racist to assume that’s where you’d go for that kind of thing, no?
Now I get it!
There was a Mexican joint around the corner from my house that doubled as a brothel after dark. Just sayin’.
I thought it would be a taco,
If they served them in “boreto” flavor, I’d eat out there. I’ve never had a boreto one, and I’ve eaten Mexican before.
i thought your wife was from southeast asia?
I had a life before this one, you know!
Much as it was a Spanish-influenced society, I don’t think burritos are a Filipino specialty.
Sorry dude, the drive-thru’s closed. The moose out front should have told ya.
+1 for Vacation reference.
You don’t approve of the word? But you would probably have no problem with any word directed at a man, right?
Shut up, you ‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà.
>:|
You ‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà.
>:(
You motherfucking ‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà‚ñà!!!
D:
Yep…they don’t like derogatory language aimed at men either.
I do, actually.
Clarifying: I am a woman and I don’t use or care for gender-based insults directed at either gender.
aah…you’re one of those people I see.
Some words are more offensive and have more stigma than others…that’s just the way it is. You don’t get to decide which words are offensive and which aren’t, especially when you’re complaining about a word that is greatly offensive to women, of which you are not (I’m assuming).
Before calling someone “ignorant not only of how to spell burrito,” one might want to proof read the rest of the sentence.
Repeat after me: “daylight saving time.”
This was addressed higher up in the thread by Coffee. But, still, the term “Daylight Saving Time” is grammatically incorrect to begin with. At best, it’s a clause wherein “daylight” is the subject, “saving” is the verb (gerund in this case), and “time” is the direct object – to wit: “My favorite thing to do is watch daylight saving time.” As if daylight were taking time and putting it in a jar.
The correct way for EVERYONE to write this phrase would be “daylight-saving time”.
I always thought it was daylight savings time.
FYI, “proofread” should be one word.
This is all Ben Franklin’s fault.
Why? Was it his night to work the drivethru?
Ben Franklin suggested Daylight Saving Time as a joke. The real trouble began when people took his joke seriously.
DST doesn’t go into effect until 2am, so chances are he juuuuuuust missed it.
Oh the humanity.
Given that Tacky Bell did, in fact, close an hour early in terms of actual working hours due to the time change, does this mean they will stay open an extra hour on November 4, 2012 when the clock “rewinds” from 01:59:59 back to 01:00:00?
You, sir, just won the internet!
Bah, stupid reply system. That was directed to rpm773.
I’m more amused the proper spelling of burrito is on the next sign over.
Give the guy a break…it’s not like there was an example of how to spell “burrito” like right there.
Who goes to Taco Bell to get a boreto cunt? I figured that’d be something you order at a house of ill repute. Regardless, I like fresh, clean cunt. I’m not down with this boreto cunt fad at all.
Who else thinks Daylight Saving Time needs to be repealed? Or just switch to it and stay that way all year if you are so desperate for daylight during particular hours.
I hate it, with two small children it’s torture and it takes a month to get adjusted, then a few months later it’s time to switch again.
Doesn’t bother me. 48 hours after and I’m perfectly in sync. I like the extra daylight at the end of the day, but at my latitude mornings would be too dark in Winter to keep it all year long.
A “complete disrespect to all womankind”? Oh please.
This guy was clearly a dumas. And yes, he’s so bad he doesn’t deserve to have it spelled correctly…
I forgot about the time change until I saw the time on my PC and phone didn’t match my analog clock. No harm done, I just changed the time on the few devices that don’t get time from the network.
And it’s obviously burrito, not the other nonsense, as if that matters at all.
The proper phrase is “daylight-saving time.”
If an Inebriato tastes anything like a Mojito, sign me up.