Write A Black Friday Parody Of Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Longtime commenter, and honorary Consumer Reports labcoat owner, GitEmSteveDave needs help. He wants to sing a parody version of Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” except about “Black Friday.” He’s a gifted an enthusiastic singer… the one thing he’s missing are the lyrics.

If he gets the lyrics written, GitEmSteveDave has promised to shoot a video of himself singing them, in the style of Rebecca Black’s vocalizations. This is a worthy cause, on multiple levels. To help inspire anyone interested in improving our society through the power of parody verse, here are the lyrics for the original Friday song. If this video gets made, I will totally post it for all your viewing pleasures.

Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark.
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends – My friends

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend!

Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend!

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday – Partyin’
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after…wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat – In the front seat
In the back seat – In the back seat
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ – Yeah, yeah
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side – Woo!
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Partyin’, partyin’ – Yeah
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend