Ryanair's In-Flight Porn App Would Let You Join The Mile-High Club All By Yourself

Michael O’Leary, CEO of cheapo European airline Ryanair, is taking a break from his plans to remove toilets from his planes to talk up his idea for an app that would allow passengers to do everything from gamble to watch porn.

“I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices,” he explains to the Sun. “Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?”

O’Leary says his plans to porn-up his planes will take at least a year, but a rep for the airline is more cautious about making such announcements, telling the Sun, “Nothing has been decided as yet.”

RYANAIR is planning to screen PORN on its flights. [The Sun]