Blue Plate Mayo Proudly Says "No Shrink Ray Here"

Blue Plate Mayo wants everyone to know that it’s still rocking the 32 oz.

While other brands deal with the skyrocketing cost of commodities by reducing the amount they give you and keeping the price the same, Blue Plate is a solid 32 fat ounces of pure sandwich spread delight.

As far as we can tell…hopefully they haven’t replaced the egg material with dyed white polymers or something.

(Thanks to Elk!)