If You Must Pee At A Supermarket, Don't Do It On The Floor

Some people are afraid of relieving themselves in public bathrooms, while others have no qualms about heeding nature’s call no matter the time or place. A 62-year-old man in Holmes Beach, Fla. allegedly falls into the latter category, judging by the way he up and let it flow on a supermarket floor. He was arrested for indecent exposure in public and driving with a suspended license, which had been revoked from an earlier DUI charge.

WWSB Florida reports the man allegedly set up shop near a children’s drinking fountain, wearing a smirk before letting it flow. According to the report, the man told police he had to go but couldn’t make it to the restroom, but employees say the man was standing near a restroom when he committed the act.

This calls for a public urination confessional: When and where have you done it?

Man accused of exposing himself and urinating in store [WWSB Florida via Huffington Post]