Usually we’re all for those free samples being handed out at the grocery store, but after hearing about the offering of one employee, things might change. Anthony Garcia was indicted last week on federal charges for allegedly giving a female shopper a yogurt sample that contained his semen. Aaaaand cue the vomit noises.
The Smoking Gun reports that Garcia was named in a two-count indictment in Albuequerque District Court. The incident went down January 25 at the Sunflowers Farmer Market, and was turned over to feds after the police started the investigation.
According to a police report, the victim told cops Garcia was pushy when offering her the sample. When she tried it, she thought, it tasted “gross and disgusting,” noting that it “tasted like semen.” A subsequent lab test confirmed her fears, and further DNA testing of samples from Garcia showed it was a match.
If he is convicted, he could face up to three years in prison for tainting the yogurt or a total of five years for making false statements.
All together now, that’s NASTY!
Man Indicted For Putting Semen In Yogurt Sample [The Smoking Gun]