Tipster David notes Sears.com appears to have added some adult items to their online catalogue, resulting in some unusual search results. Is this “the softer side of Sears?”
For instance, searching for “fur elephant” brings up several different huggable toys, along with a fake fur elephant head with trunk that men wear over their crotch.
So, nobody died, but it’s amusing.
(Thanks to @davidweihe!)