It's Time For Another Visit To Target's Reality Vortex

We’ve known for a long time now that Target has a very loose grip on reality. Here are three more pieces of evidence that the discounter just isn’t in the same reality as the rest of us.

If Target were a person, it would be frantically stabbing at its food with one of these “forks,” trying to figure out how everyone else at the table eats their mashed potatoes so quickly.

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Joseph discovered this baffling sale at a Target store back during the holiday shopping season. 25% off all headphones….and 25% off select headphones. Anything is possible in Target’s universe.

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Meanwhile, Kimberly in Maine discovered that her local Target store values consistency over logic. No matter what, a box of Golden Grahams will always cost $2.54. It doesn’t matter whether your cereal is name-brand or generic. It doesn’t matter whether it contains twelve or sixteen ounces of cereal. It must always cost $2.54.

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