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Several shopping carts gather at the snowbank at the edge of the shopping plaza parking lot to pay tribute to a fallen warrior, felled in the Black Friday fracas.
Mama cart feeding baby carts
I can hear him.. he’s still alive! Get the search and rescue dogs!
Red carts on snow drifts
Carnage bestowed here at night
They twist and they shout
I like this!
I didn’t know we had a follower of Zen in here. Keep it up Pecan!
Eager carts line up for on site auditions for the next Jackass movie.
Even the Snowbank Camouflage couldn’t protect my car from the power of the shopping cart magnetism it seems to have.
Black Friday for carts! Who will get the snow first!
Is the fallen warrior Jdimytai Damour?
Thanks for being seemingly the only person to remember this guy’s name. I know it’s not the first time you’ve mentioned it.
(For those who don’t know, it’s the Wal-mart employee who got trampled to death last Black Friday)
I remember his name, but always forget how to spell it. I was, and still am, a big advocate of the artist who made the memorial picture to him: http://consumerist.com/2008/12/jdimytai-damour-rip.html
Shopping Cart Ascending a Snowbank by M. DuChamp
Dadaist reference FTW!
If nothing else it increases the value of the photograph by millions of dollars.
Is Jr Bob Dobbs?
“Wheels said this was genuine Colombian Coke!” (Shopping carts are very gullible.)
Gotta feed my kitties!
Shopping cart orgy.
Tim has died of dysentery, lose 7 days.
Magnetron had thought hiding in a snowdrift was a good idea…
O little cart of parking lot
How still we see thee lie.
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
Black Friday goes on by.
Yet on thy curb spot shineth
The halogenic Light,
The wheels and gears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight.
Everyone knows this is cart-sex. You know how it works. You park, and there’s a cart in the parking lot here or there. When you come out, there’s a bazillion of them all clustered together.
Damn carts, take your orgies elsewhere.
(apologies to Williams Carlos Williams)
so much depends
a red shopping
glazed with icy
besides the white
D’oh — last lines should be:
beside the white
(want to buy edit button)
Thanks for that…it’s been a while since I read This Is Just To Say…it definitely reminded me of the style.
Speilberg decided later that a child in a red coat would be more impactful.
The Lonely Carts Club.
Shhh…. be very very qwyet. This is our secret hiding place under January.
The newest M. Shamalamon(sp) movie?
Here we see in the wild a classic case of non-stray carts, A-2 “Plaza Drift” and A-4 “Damaged At Source” with the high potential to become the A-6 “Plow Crush At Source”
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
What are you pansies doing with your face buried in the muck? Are you carts or are you single-item handbaskets?!? Now when I give the word, we rush out and clear this minefield. Are you ready!?!
So there we are, going at it, in the middle of the holiday party when my mom walks in with a bunch of friends giving them a tour of the parking lot. Unbelievable.
Wait, were you going down Tom, Dick or Harry? Everyone down, the watchtower light! Right, now your forged papers should get you by for a few days until news of our escape spreads. See you all in England.
A group of carts watching 2 carts do it in the snow.
Give me all your money, NOW.
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