Open Caption: Comforting The Fallen

Several shopping carts gather at the snowbank at the edge of the shopping plaza parking lot to pay tribute to a fallen warrior, felled in the Black Friday fracas.

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  1. stevekuze says:

    Mama cart feeding baby carts

  2. Red Cat Linux says:

    I can hear him.. he’s still alive! Get the search and rescue dogs!

  3. pecan 3.14159265 says:

    Red carts on snow drifts
    Carnage bestowed here at night
    They twist and they shout

  4. theinstallguy says:

    Eager carts line up for on site auditions for the next Jackass movie.

  5. The cake is a lie! says:

    Even the Snowbank Camouflage couldn’t protect my car from the power of the shopping cart magnetism it seems to have.

  6. rockelscorcho says:

    Black Friday for carts! Who will get the snow first!

  7. GuyGuidoEyesSteveDaveâ„¢ says:

    Is the fallen warrior Jdimytai Damour?

  8. AstroPig7 says:

    Shopping Cart Ascending a Snowbank by M. DuChamp

  9. Jane_Gage says:

    “Wheels said this was genuine Colombian Coke!” (Shopping carts are very gullible.)

  10. hdhrant says:
  11. amoayed08 says:

    Shopping cart orgy.

  12. Willow01 says:

    Tim has died of dysentery, lose 7 days.

  13. danmac says:

    Magnetron had thought hiding in a snowdrift was a good idea…

  14. Straspey says:

    O little cart of parking lot
    How still we see thee lie.
    Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
    Black Friday goes on by.
    Yet on thy curb spot shineth
    The halogenic Light,
    The wheels and gears of all the years
    Are met in thee tonight.

  15. Oranges w/ Cheese says:

    Everyone knows this is cart-sex. You know how it works. You park, and there’s a cart in the parking lot here or there. When you come out, there’s a bazillion of them all clustered together.

    Damn carts, take your orgies elsewhere.

  16. Slave For Turtles says:

    (apologies to Williams Carlos Williams)

    so much depends
    upon

    a red shopping
    cart

    glazed with icy
    slush

    besides the white
    snowbank

  17. Murph1908 says:

    Speilberg decided later that a child in a red coat would be more impactful.

  18. CrankyOwl says:

    The Lonely Carts Club.

  19. Torchwood says:

    Shhh…. be very very qwyet. This is our secret hiding place under January.

  20. Foot_Note says:

    The newest M. Shamalamon(sp) movie?

  21. mischlep says:

    Here we see in the wild a classic case of non-stray carts, A-2 “Plaza Drift” and A-4 “Damaged At Source” with the high potential to become the A-6 “Plow Crush At Source”

    The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
    http://www.amazon.com/Stray-Shopping-Carts-Eastern-America/dp/0810955202

  22. PsiCop says:

    ((((((((snowbank)))))))))

  23. INsano says:

    What are you pansies doing with your face buried in the muck? Are you carts or are you single-item handbaskets?!? Now when I give the word, we rush out and clear this minefield. Are you ready!?!

    • INsano says:

      So there we are, going at it, in the middle of the holiday party when my mom walks in with a bunch of friends giving them a tour of the parking lot. Unbelievable.

    • INsano says:

      Wait, were you going down Tom, Dick or Harry? Everyone down, the watchtower light! Right, now your forged papers should get you by for a few days until news of our escape spreads. See you all in England.

  24. sonneillon says:

    A group of carts watching 2 carts do it in the snow.

  25. LocalH says:

    Give me all your money, NOW.