Not Enough Bare Ass On Your Christmas Tree?

This goes beyond Christmas Creep and straight to creepy.

Consumerist reader Leslie pointed us to this pair of “Tootin’ Tooshie” Christmas tree ornaments that feature a reindeer’s rear-end (which really isn’t that gross since — last time we checked — reindeers don’t wear slacks) and the wrinkly pink derriere of Santa Claus.

Oh, and if that weren’t enough, these ornaments don’t just play “Deck the Halls” when you pinch their bottoms… they fart the tune.

Bottom line, it’s the perfect gift for… we dunno, people who fight to keep saggy, ass-baring pants legal?

Set Of 2 Tootin’ Tushieâ„¢ Ornaments

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  1. Mr. Fix-It says: "Canadian Bacon is best bacon!" says:

    Do they sell crotch-shaped ones? If so, I think I know what to buy the TSA for Christmas…

  2. richcreamerybutter says:

    LTD Commodities! I remember they once offered the “Toilet Golf” toy (the user practices putting on a miniature golf set while on the toilet). Can’t seem to find it now.

    “You may also consider:
    Farts: A Spotter’s Guide Book $5.95 each
    Toilet Mug $6.95 each
    Humorous Mooning Gnome $6.95 each”

    • HogwartsProfessor says:

      I get their catalog. They have good prices for some of their junk, but the shipping is OUTRAGEOUS.

      • Oranges w/ Cheese says:

        Ain’t that the truth – its worth it though if you get multiple things or get something heavy. I got a by-the-door organizer thingy and its been really useful.

  3. jj_hippie says:

    I fart my own Christmas tunes at home.

  4. Slave For Turtles says:

    Perfect for that bare spot on any tree!

  5. JulesNoctambule says:

    For extra appeal, nothing sets off these ornaments as nicely as a garland made out of empty PBR cans!

  6. Portlandia says:

    This looks like something out of the ABC Catalogue!

    Only $3.95 in quantities of 3 or more.

    That catalogue had the worst and cheapest crap you can imagine.

  7. CrankyOwl says:

    They put the “ass” back in “Christmass”!

  8. Oranges w/ Cheese says:

    Stop the world. I want off.

  9. watchwhathappens says:

    guaranteed there will be enough people who find these highLARious that they’ll sell a ton…

  10. AllanG54 says:

    Those ornaments look like the perfect gift for the guy in the pic on the “boys with cupcakes and no license” post.

  11. audiochick says:

    At least they didn’t put the “Press Here” sticker a little more to the left. That would have been awkward.

  12. scoosdad says:

    As I went to scroll down this page to read the comments I passed by the block below the photo that proclaims, “WE DON’T TAKE ADS!”

    Well with this and a direct link to the order page, I think you inadvertently just did. Merry Christmass!

    “You may also consider: Humorous Mooning Gnome