A couple days ago, we asked you to describe the best sandwich ever, but little did we know that the same guys behind the world’s worst pizza had already been working on something they call the Angry French Canadian.

The sandwich starts with a base of egg-soaked baguette French toast. Then there’s some bacon and several street vendor hot dogs — buns included. Of course it wouldn’t be French Canadian without poutine: French fries slathered in gravy and melted cheese. Oh, and don’t forget the maple syrup.

Syrup-soaked poutine sandwich French for heart attack [Vancouver Sun]

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