Toddler Costume Tag Admits It's Dangerous To Toddlers

Remember those find-however-many-things-wrong-with-this picture puzzles? Well, here’s something that could easily pass for one of those.

Let’s see. First, kids over the age of 3 are no longer toddlers, so the warning box on this costume is a contradiction. Secondly, the angel motif is inappropriate due to the fact that its tiny parts could harm any toddlers who got a hold of it, presumably putting them at risk of transcending into the spirit realm for good.

The costume is definitive proof that illiterate parents should find someone to do their Halloween costume shopping for them.

(Thanks, Ellen!)

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  1. digital0verdose says:

    /facepalm

  2. PanCake BuTT says:

    palmface

  3. caradrake says:

    Well, there is a difference between having your child wear it, and having them play with it.

  4. istrebitjel says:

    The US CPSIA (Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008) governs these Choking Hazard warnings based on the physical size and kind of the items contained.

    As a parent, I can make up my mind, if my toddler can be trusted, maybe only under supervision, with these items.

    Yes, there is a funny contradiction on this item, but even literate people might chose to buy it.

    • d0x360 says:

      Exactly, and they have to put the warning on there to protect themselves from lawsuits. Thats where 99% of the stupid warnings come from. Like on an iron when it says dont iron clothes while wearing.

      • The Marionette says:

        lord knows if they didn’t have that label on it and some kid happen to choke on a part from the costume, the FIRST thing that would’ve been said was “There was no warning label on it”. I honestly don’t see a problem with there being a warning label on a toddler costumem. Any 1/2 intelligent parent would know if it’s going to be hazardous to their child or not.

  5. poolejc says:

    You guys have it all wrong. This is for adults that want to dress as a toddler angel for halloween.

  6. mobiuschic42 says:

    I think a three-year-old is still a toddler… have you ever seen one walk?

  7. InfoDump says:

    Dear manufacturers of Toddler Angel Wings & Halo:

    Your cunning plan. Was it researched?

    Thoroughly?

  8. Applekid ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) says:

    Joan Face: What about this? [ holds up new costume ] Johnny Human Torch? It’s a bag of oily rags and a lighter!

    Irwin Mainway: This happens to be a favorite of mine, because it’s a low-price Halloween costume. [ tears it open ] It’s really one of the more exciting ones. You take the rags, you just pin ‘em on there like a hobo, you know? And then flame on, lights up the night! It’s a beautiful costume, I think.

  9. Razor512 says:

    Make a costume that makes your toddler look older, then give them the costume that requires them to be older to meet the correct safety.