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The American traveler who wouldn't answer the questions of the passport control officer upon re-entry to these shores beyond the legally required minimum has posted a 10-point response to the over seven-hundred comments his story received. Long-story short: "The only absolute and unqualified right of citizenship is to residence within the territorial boundaries of the United States; a citizen cannot be either deported or denied reentry." U.S. v. Valentine.

10 Brief Responses To 700 Comments About Refusing To Answer Questions At Passport Control [Knife Tricks]

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