While Apple still maintains a death grip on its no-porn policy for its iPhone and iPad apps, the adult entertainment industry is swarming to make money from the iPhone 4′s FaceTime video-conferencing feature.
According to the fair and balanced people at Fox News, companies have begun placing ads on Craigslist in at least five cities, looking for models who can offer some sexy-time chat to paying customers over FaceTime, which allows iPhone 4 users to have video chats over a WiFi connection.
While it’s nothing new to make money by performing erotic acts on webcams, the iPhone porn pioneers are betting on the iPhone’s popularity and portability to make a profit.
Says one porno guy through his mustache. “A phone is such an intimate thing, you usually don’t lend it out or have someone else use it… It has a very personal feel — your mobile phone to hers.”
One problem with FaceTime, says porn star Teagan Presley, is that… well, it’s only intended to show your face:
You can have the phone on your face, or other body parts, but not both at the same time… Most customers want the full package, and it’s going to be difficult holding a phone.
iPhone 4 Offers New Look for Porn Industry [FoxNews.com]
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If only people are willing to pay to see a large Hairy guy naked. I could quit my day job.
Unfortuantely, the ones willing to pay for that are also large hairy guys.
hey, money’s money.
To quote one of Mike Judge’s early masterpieces:
Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he’s a chick.
+1
For the amazing giggles I got from this read.
You and about 43% of the Internet, myself included.
Quick, I have to register Beartimechat.com!
time to start making and selling special stands that allow users to show their face and body parts easily at the same time…
Somewhere, some hairy 350lb guy who can do a good “sexy woman voice” over the phone just realized he’s going to have to find a new job.
Next up: Steve Jobs declares the using FaceTime for porn violates the EULA.
Better: iBreast technology that will magically detect the presence of breasts on-screen during FaceTime use and automatically disconnect the call and brick the phone.
Your fapping it wrong.
-Steve
You’re. Sigh. Please can we get an edit button?
That would be too easy. Proofread = win.
Yeah, I was typing this and looking at a porn app on my Android that was written in Flash. I was off my game.
“You’re holding it wrong”
-Steve
I say lens attachment. perhaps with software to correct for distortion.
People make gel wide angle lenses for phone cameras. Easy enough to pop one on and see the whole package.
I hope she doesn’t use the death grip…
I thought most iPhone users just masturbated to pictures of Steve Jobs…
Snap!
I cannot wait for the chatroulette app (aka dudes jacking it)
It’s been done, and has already been yanked from the app store.
http://gizmodo.com/5589735/ichatr-the-chatroulette+like-iphone-app-removed-from-the-app-store
Why only the iPhone? The Evo has a front facing camera as well, can’t they do the same thing for that phone?
Because the software for the Evo’s camera is what we call “sort-of working”
I almost applied for that job on Craigslist.
I’ve heard the same thing before as well. You can’t rule that out with video chatting.
“Unfortunately, both children and sexual predators are often ahead of parents when comes to technology,” says Donna Rice Hughes, president of Enough Is Enough, a child safety group.
Won’t anyone think of the children?!?
LOL, better not to give a kid a smart phone or s/he could be picking up the worst kind of men on the internet(s). Cuz you know that’s the first thing kids do. Sexting is so last year! Perhaps we need sharia laws and burkas. (Face Time in a burka FTW)
you’re asking for personal responsibility? Surlily you jest!
Don’t you know that it’s the governments job to police our children? But only when it’s convenient otherwise the government is inadequate.
Just give it up Apple people! You are never going to have gaming on your iMac that is as good as PC, and you aren’t going to have porn on your phones. Steve knows what is best for you. Now get out there and write us a novel or design that next big ad and get your mind out of the gutter!
So “Teagan Presley” really can’t figure out a way to set up her iPhone 4 so that she has her hands free? No offense, Teeg, but I hope that you’re not using porn to pay your way through rocket science school.
“You can have the phone on your face, or other body parts, but not both at the same time… Most customers want the full package, and it’s going to be difficult holding a phone.”
Hahaha…the “full package”
SO it’s guna be renamed O-Face Time?
It’s not the face they are really paying to see now is it?
Some would consider not having their see their face a bonus.
There’s a fap for that.
Not a big deal. Just don’t ejaculate on the antenna.
–Steve
Sent from my iPhone
Who cares about the face… It’s the other bits that are important *grin*
Teagan you are right that’s why you are in my top 3 porn faves