If you want to get an equal amount of eye-rolls, giggles and terrified looks from those standing around you in airport security lines, affix one of these security-provoking decals to your luggage.
Available at 4 for $25 on The Cheeky, the stickers come in three flavors in addition to drug runner: kidnapper, money launderer and sex toy fiend.
These stickers seem to have taken the concept of the (NSFW) Dick Towel and ran with it. All the way to the pat-down area adjacent to the metal detector and x-ray machines.
Suitcase Stickers [The Cheeky]