The latest innovation in sandwich technology is the Candwich, the sandwich in a can.
The foodstuff is sold inside a 3oz pop-top can and comes in three delicious flavors: PBJ Strawberry, PBJ Grape, and BBQ Chicken. Thankfully, only the first two have candy surprises inside.
Its makers, Mark One Foods, hope to go into production later this year, maybe after its inventor clears up that whole nasty SEC lawsuit that alleges he took investors money intended for real estate investments and put it in canned sandwiches instead.
But rest assured, NYT reports: “The shelf life of a Candwich is excellent, Mr. Kirkland said.”
Candwich [Mark One Foods]
Money in the Bank? No, Sandwich in a Can [NYT]
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Am I the only one who thinks this is cool?
There goes your street cred.
Well, that would imply I ever had any to begin with (doubtful!)
Besides, it would make a good dessert after wolfing down the “Cheeseburger in a can.”
i’d eat the BBQ one, though.
“Canned sandwiches – when 7-11 is too far to walk for a slim jim, and you don’t want to make a balogna sandwich.”
It’s disgusting enough to see small “snack/lunch” cans of spaghettios or whatever, but now a “sandwich” in a can? The only people worse than the manufacturer of this crap are the people who would buy it.
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Great, now school bullies everywhere are going to be able to shake kids’ “Candwiches” into a blobby mess.
Uncool, Mark One Foods…uncool.
I’d try the PB& grape J out.
Hey, this might be good with canned bacon–sort of like the Elvis sandwich but made from all canned stuff-
http://beprepared.com/product.asp?pn=FS%20B050&sid=FROOGLE&EID=FRFS%20B050&bhcd2=1278974421
We’re doomed.
I like the frozen PBJs they have in the freezer section they are pretty good.