The latest innovation in sandwich technology is the Candwich, the sandwich in a can.
The foodstuff is sold inside a 3oz pop-top can and comes in three delicious flavors: PBJ Strawberry, PBJ Grape, and BBQ Chicken. Thankfully, only the first two have candy surprises inside.
Its makers, Mark One Foods, hope to go into production later this year, maybe after its inventor clears up that whole nasty SEC lawsuit that alleges he took investors money intended for real estate investments and put it in canned sandwiches instead.
But rest assured, NYT reports: “The shelf life of a Candwich is excellent, Mr. Kirkland said.”