Don't Touch Yourself In The Walmart Electronics Department

Of all the feelings one gets while walking the aisles of a Walmart, sexual excitement rarely factors into the spectrum. Unless you were the guy in Louisiana Walmart who was arrested for touching himself while gawking at a young boy in the store’s electric department.

WDSU reports Walmart security and police officers detained the man, who was on parole for obscenity charges.

Finally, a guy at whom even the People of Walmart would sneer in disgust.

Police: Man Seen Masturbating In Kenner Walmart [WDSU]
(Thanks, GitEmSteveDave!)