Think of five of your women friends. Pick one of them. Guess what? They’ve got camel toe. Camel toe is an embarrassing syndrome that affects one in five women annually. Besides the personal discomfort, it carries a social stigma that can lead to feelings of isolation and needs to consume entire pints of Ben & Jerry’s. Now there’s Camelflage, and Camel Ammo, two innovative products designed to smooth down your lady parts.
Camel Ammo is a flexible insert that can be used on any pair of panties, while Camelflage is an undergarment with the anti-camel technology already built in.
Think of them as Spanx for down there.
Have you ever used anything like these? Do they work? Do you have your own solution you prefer? Sound off in the comments.
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hell, i love cameltoe
Aaaah, Consumerist. More hate-on for womens fashion choices that don’t match up with what you believe they should wear. Stay classy, Consumerist.
Personally, I love the idea. This would be a great product for those of us who model/wear certain items like bikinis or latex undergarments. I’m getting in to latex clothing fabrication, and would love something like this for modeling shorts/panties.
Does this product also protect against Moose Knuckle? O_o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_toe
The only way anyone will know if you have cameltoe is if they’re staring at your crotch, which is a much greater faux pas than this.
Often it has little to do with the kind of pants one wears, although the ‘toe can be especially evident in tight pants or swimsuits. More relevant is body hair: people who choose to keep their pubic hair have a natural flage/ammo from the ‘toe, while people who choose to go bare (aka full Brazilian) are naturally more prone to showing ‘toe since the clothing can outline the shape of bare skin more easily.
These comments are so, so wrong….
But so, so funny!