If you’ve worked in a store and you haven’t done something like this, you’re better people than we are. That’s all we have to say, really.
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looks like bored employees having a little fun with stickers!
Ha hahahahahaha!
That’s all I have to say!
There is some space dust. It reads “How to cook FOR humans”!
Wait! There’s more space dust! “How to cook FORTY humans”!
Hold on! It actually says “How to cook FOR forty humans”
You seem to be referring to the classic SF story To Serve Man. Would you like some help with that?
Actually, he is referring to a Treehouse of Horror episode of the Simpsons.
No thank you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror
“I translated the rest of that book! It’s–it’s–a cookbook!”
I LOVE that episode of Twilight Zone they did. Every year when they do the marathon, I keep an eye out for it.
I still get very upset by “Time Enough At Last”.
My absolute fave would have to be Tigger & Pooh getting down! For 25cents I would take 2 copies ? I don’t know how I feel about salmon & chicken being involved in that sort of ‘fantasy’.
& as for cooking dogs, well they already do that in China!
Click on the link….user advisory….Bah humbug.
Click on the link…web page is blocked for adult content…
>:[
I understand Salmon Flavored (Even flavoured) I understand Chicken Flavored. But what does Original Flavor taste like?
this one isn’t as good as those, but i was amused when i saw it by the title being “non blonde” and the sticker covering the hair on the cover illustration so you don’t see the brunette hair.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/catastrophegirl/3302717338/
Were there four of them?
I always liked the receipts employees hand out…. http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/funny_receipts.htm
We had a ‘pop-up complete ass’ on a Lowe’s receipt once. I asked the spouse what the hell he’d bought; it was a complete assembly for a pop-up sink drain. Or so he says.
True…It could have been, “Pop up complete ASSEMBLY…”
I’ve always been fond of the receipt I get from Hooters when I get fries with a side of jalapeno cheese sauce: “JAP CHEESE SAUCE”
And yes I eat at Hooters.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rlongstaff/3218009946/
Funny! “Dead…Tasty!”
This wasn’t the article I hoped for when I submitted the complaint. Who would want a book about cooking FOR your dog? I still think they should have offered a refund.
Made some (shared) snacks for the cat I babysat a while back. Least satisfying experience ever. “I will sniff this, bat it around, and leave it. I will then watch as you struggle not to wipe it off and eat it anyway.”
classic…
Bwa-hahahahahhaha!
My brother once worked in a supermarket and created some of the text descriptions that show up on receipts. He did a great abbreviated version of Ken’s Cocktail Sauce.
These are halarious…Genius employees or retarded employees?
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3227/pbdbc20fz.jpg
Pillsbury Doughboy violating a halloween cupcake. Actual Magazine cover.
I purchased a sale priced copy of “god is not Great” and someone had covered the ‘not’ with the sale sticker. *rolleyes*
(may have been the cashier who tried to start at argument about religion while he was ringing me up)
It wouldn’t be a day in the dairy isle without “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butt”.
LOL!!!! Hardest I’ve laughed all day!
I love dogs, especially when they’re cooked ‘just right.’
I have had the crappiest day ever and those made me LOL so hard I was crying. I love how susceptible I am to easy amusement.
Shhhh……sometimes at my store I like to go to the automotive section and turn the Armourall glass wipes to one side, so they read: Ass Wipes.
LOL!
Salmon and chicken are not in my fantasy. Kinda funny though.
Yeah, I’m easily amused like that.
Somehow I don’t believe these were accidents.