Try New Tylenol Cheesesteaks

Curing a headache shouldn’t be a headache. That’s why there’s new Tylenol Cheesesteak Rapid Release pain-relievers. It’s a delicious Philly Cheesesteak whose savory juices have been doused in the Paracetamol you love, but without the hassle. Plus a cheesesteak!

Tylenol Cheesesteak Aspirin [UCB Comedy]

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  1. Loias supports harsher punishments against corporations says:

    Spoiler Alert: It was the cheeseteak that cured the headache, not the aspirin.

  2. Alvis says:

    I prefer Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

  3. danmac says:

    Too bad that instead of a headache, you’ll have a heart marbled with fat and you’ll die a horrible death. And you’re lazy and worthless. And something about Americans being fat and stuff.

    • Thassodar says:

      Don’t forget that the government is run by a bunch of right-wing fascist commies. Or something.

      • Keavy_Rain says:

        I thought those goddamn bleeding-heart liberals who spend our hard-earned money on the stupid environment and welfare were in charge.

  4. femiwhat says:

    What the heck is wrong with hash brownies? Suddenly that’s not good enough for us anymore?

  5. bendee says:

    Dammit, now I want a cheesesteak! Good thing I live in Philly…

  6. TakingItSeriously is a Technopile says:

    An image of the man rubbing the cheessteak on his chest will now haunt me for days!

  7. MarvinMar says:

    Love the Vapor Rub version!

  8. yessongs says:

    Or you can stick one in a Double Down.

  9. egoods says:

    That’s funny, I just had a Yuengling and Cheesesteak for dinner, it certainly made me feel better. Bet you can’t guess what city I live in!

    • webweazel says:

      Bastard. Washed it down with a TastyKake, too? Bastard. Maybe had a nice chewy Jewish bagel loaded with cream cheese for a snack later? Bastard.

      I bet you can’t guess what city I DON’T live in… Anymore.

  10. H3ion says:

    There’s nothing quite like Jack Daniels cough medicine.

  11. JackieEggs says:

    I misread that as cheesecake.

    *Eyeballs to brain connection fails tonight.

  12. Taliskan says:

    Surprisingly no one said it:

    I make my own drug-laced cheesesteaks at home.